By now you've probably already heard that America is about to get fatter.  Behold:  The Pizza Vending Machine!  This is TRUE!  A European company is about to start installing PIZZA VENDING MACHINES in the U.S.  They cook you a pizza in two-and-a-half minutes for just $6. 

 You can also chub up with Burger King's new BACON SUNDAES . . . vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate, caramel, and bacon crumbs.  Yum... I think...